“Dear Carl,
Thank you in advance for feeding my dolls while we out in Panama City, scaring up venture capital money for my stand-up comedy tour, Meatwad Unplugged: No Buns Allowed. And also, we also gettin’ a tan. Now, remember, Dewey and Vanessa won’t eat anything but chicken chow mein noodles. And you know Boxy, he eat anything as long as it’s deep fried. They need to be walked twice a day, and be sure to pick up their doll droppings, or you get a fine from the city. Thanks again. Sorry about the house, big guy
Sincerely, Meatwad.”
