the child grows enormous but never grows up

MRI of broccoli.

MRI of broccoli.

gnate1:

malformalady:

Pyura chilensis is an immobile ocean creature found in the coastal waters of Chile and Peru. Despite its crimson appearance, this creature has clear blood and is capable of both sexual and asexual reproduction. Its meat contains the rare element vanadium, a rare metal used to strengthen steel. It is reportedly delicious.

Weeeeiiiiiiird. I want to try it after learning more about it.

wikipedia: “appears to be a mass of organs inside a rock”

gnate1:

malformalady:

Pyura chilensis is an immobile ocean creature found in the coastal waters of Chile and Peru. Despite its crimson appearance, this creature has clear blood and is capable of both sexual and asexual reproduction. Its meat contains the rare element vanadium, a rare metal used to strengthen steel. It is reportedly delicious.

Weeeeiiiiiiird. I want to try it after learning more about it.

wikipedia: “appears to be a mass of organs inside a rock”

Earlier this year, a pear and Gorgonzola ravioli with shrimp went too far. Despite doing well in tests, executives deemed the dish too “culinary forward” in a March earnings conference call after negative customer reactions hurt Olive Garden sales that quarter.
dynamoe:

Read the whole menu here.
hanawaltvault:

adamconover:

Dan, Kelly, and Arthur handed out these fake restaurant menus at the Great Googa Mooga Festival 

dynamoe:

Read the whole menu here.

hanawaltvault:

adamconover:

Dan, Kelly, and Arthur handed out these fake restaurant menus at the Great Googa Mooga Festival 

I make two things: Ramen Pride noodles and I make tuna fish with Miracle Whip mixed into it. Those are the two things I made in college, those are the two things I make now. I don’t make anything else.