the child grows enormous but never grows up
fthef:

rules by John Cage

fthef:

rules by John Cage

ekstasis:

jhermann:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

Talk page on this page including itself: “This is an encyclopedia, not a computer science problem”

Tangled hierarchy consciousness.

…When pressed, I describe what I write about as “the Hofstadter beat.”

Also, you should probably follow my old friend Jamison.

Nora Ephron’s Lists (from her final book of essays, “I Remember Nothing”)

sometimesagreatnotion:

What I Won’t Miss:

Dry skin

Bad dinners like the one we went to last night

E-mail

Technology in general

My closet

Washing my hair

Bras

Funerals

Illness everywhere

Polls that show that 32 percent of the American people believe in creationism

Polls

Fox

The collapse of the dollar

Joe Lieberman

Clarence Thomas

Bar mitzvahs

Mammograms

Dead flowers

The sound of the vacuum cleaner

Bills

E-mail. I know I already said it, but I want to emphasize it.

Small print

Panels on Women in Film

Taking off makeup every night


What I Will Miss:

My kids

Nick

Spring

Fall

Waffles

The concept of waffles

Bacon

A walk in the park

The idea of a walk in the park

The park

Shakespeare in the Park

The bed

Reading in bed

Fireworks

Laughs

The view out the window

Twinkle lights

Butter

Dinner at home just the two of us

Dinner with friends

Dinner with friends in cities where none of us lives

Paris

Next year in Istanbul

Pride and Prejudice

The Christmas tree

Thanksgiving dinner

One for the table

The dogwood

Taking a bath

Coming over the bridge to Manhattan

Pie

Short Stories You Should Read

elliottholt:

Listed in no particular order. I forced myself to choose only one story per writer (very difficult in some cases). There is a lot of amazing short fiction out there, but these are stories—of various styles—that have stuck with me over the years and have taught me what a story can be. I’m sure I’m forgetting a lot of gems.

  1. “Wakefield” by Nathaniel Hawthorne
  2. “Berenice” by Edgar Allan Poe
  3. “The Lady with the Lap Dog” by Chekhov
  4. “The Overcoat” by Gogol
  5. “The Necklace” by Guy Maupassant
  6. “A Hunger Artist” by Franz Kafka
  7. “The Dead” by James Joyce
  8. “The Secret Life of Walter Middy” by James Thurber
  9. “Barn Burning” by William Faulkner
  10. “The Lottery” by Shirley Jackson
  11. “The Snows of Kilamanjaro” by Ernest Hemingway
  12. “Friend of My Youth” by Alice Munro
  13. “When We Were Nearly Young” by Mavis Gallant
  14. “Work” by Denis Johnson
  15. “Wants” by Grace Paley
  16. “The Swimmer” by John Cheever
  17. “A Good Man is Hard to Find” by Flannery O’Connor
  18. “Hitch-Hikers” by Eudora Welty
  19. “The Laughing Man” by J.D. Salinger
  20. “Cathedral” by Raymond Carver
  21. “In the Cemetery Where Al Jolson is Buried” by Amy Hempel
  22. “Sonny’s Blues” by James Baldwin
  23. “In the Heart of the Heart of the Country” by William Gass
  24. “After Rain” by William Trevor
  25. “White Angel” by Michael Cunningham
  26. “Girl” by Jamaica Kinkaid
  27. “A Rich Man” by Edward P. Jones
  28. “Do Not Disturb” by A.M. Homes
  29. “Twenty Minutes” by James Salter
  30. “Happy Memories” by Lydia Davis
  31. “Screenwriter” by Charles D’Ambrosio
  32. “Memory Wall” by Anthony Doerr
  33. “L. Debard and Aliette” by Lauren Groff
  34. “Bullet in the Brain” by Tobias Wolff
  35. “The Things They Carried” by Tim O’Brien
  36. “Boys Town” by Jim Shepard
  37. “The Fat Girl” by Andre Dubus
  38. “Pastoralia” by George Saunders
  39. “Everything Ravaged, Everything Burned” by Wells Tower
  40. “Men Under Water” by Ralph Lombreglia
  41. “All the Way in Flagstaff, Arizona” by Richard Bausch
  42. “Brownies” by Z.Z. Packer
  43. “Hell-Heaven” by Jhumpa Lahiri
  44. “Sindbad” by Donald Barthelme
  45. “I Used to Live Here Once” by Jean Rhys
  46. “The Girl Detective” by Kelly Link
  47. “Sororally” by Gary Lutz
  48. “Train” by Joy Williams
  49. “St. Lucy’s Home for Girls Raised by Wolves” by Karen Russell
  50. “The Magic Poker” by Robert Coover
  51. “Lady” by Diane Williams
  52. “Love and Honour and Pity and Pride and Compassion and Sacrifice” by Nam Le
  53. “Natasha” by David Bezmozgis
  54. “Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?” by Joyce Carol Oates
  55. “A Spoiled Man” by Daniyal Mueenuddin
  56. “Rock Springs” by Richard Ford
  57. “The Custodian” by Deborah Eisenberg
  58. “In the Gloaming” by Alice Elliott Dark
  59. “You’re Ugly, Too” by Lorrie Moore
  60. “A Romantic Weekend” by Mary Gaitskill
  61. “Blessed Assurance” by Allan Gurganus
  62. “The Half-Skinned Steer” by Annie Proulx
  63. “Drown” by Junot Diaz
  64. “Immortality” by Yiyun Li
  65. “Sun City” by Caitlin Horrocks
  66. “None of the Above” by Suzanne Rivecca
  67. “Virgins” by Danielle Evans
  68. “Safari” by Jennifer Egan
  69. “Testimony of Pilot” by Barry Hannah
  70. “These Hands” by Kevin Brockmeier

nevver:

  1. Keep good company
  2. Notice the ordinary
  3. Preserve the ephemeral
  4. Design not for the elite but for the masses
  5. Explain it to a child
  6. Get lost in the content
  7. Get to the heart of the matter
  8. Never tolerate “O.K. anything.”
  9. Remember your responsibility as a storyteller
  10. Zoom out
  11. Switch
  12. Prototype it
  13. Pun
  14. Make design your life… and life, your design.
  15. Leave something behind.

nevver:

Apology kit
nevver:


To-Do List
jennilee:


r.i.p. david weiss
HOW TO WORK BETTER, 1991-2000 - FISCHLI/WEISSSCREEN PRINT ON PAPER 69,8 X 49,8 CM

jennilee:

r.i.p. david weiss

HOW TO WORK BETTER, 1991-2000 - FISCHLI/WEISS
SCREEN PRINT ON PAPER 
69,8 X 49,8 CM

gabedelahaye:

This is a great list of rules, but apparently it only works for one year so choose your year carefully, boys.

gabedelahaye:

This is a great list of rules, but apparently it only works for one year so choose your year carefully, boys.

youmightfindyourself:

This is a list of people who mysteriously disappeared, and whose current whereabouts are unknown or whose deaths are not substantiated, as well as a few cases of people whose disappearance was notable and remained mysterious for a long time, but was eventually explained.

List of words that the Pakistan Telecommunications Authority has banned from use in text messages

maxistentialist:

The list:

A.S.S.

ANAL

ANAL ANNIE

ANAL SEX

ANALANNIE

ANALSEX

ANUS

ARSE

ASS

ASS BAGGER

ASS BLASTER

ASS CLOWN

ASS COWBOY

ASS FUCK

ASS FUCKER

ASS HOLE

ASS HOLES

ASS HORE

ASS JOCKEY

ASS KISS

ASS KISSER

ASS KLOWN

ASS LICK

ASS LICKER

ASS LOVER

ASS MAN

ASS MONKEY

ASS MUNCH

ASS MUNCHER

ASS PACKER

ASS PIRATE

ASS PUPPIES

ASS RANGER

ASS WHORE

ASS WIPE

ASSBAGGER

ASSBLASTER

ASSCLOWN

ASSCOWBOY

ASSFUCK

ASSFUCKER

ASSHOLE

ASSHOLES

ASSHORE

ASSJOCKEY

ASSKISS

ASSKISSER

ASSKLOWN

ASSLICK

ASSLICKER

ASSLOVER

ASSMAN

ASSMONKEY

ASSMUNCH

ASSMUNCHER

ASSPACKER

ASSPIRATE

ASSPUPPIES

ASSRANGER

ASSWHORE

ASSWIPE

ATHLETES FOOT

ATHLETESFOOT

AXING THE WEASEL

B HARD

BACK DOOR

BACK DOOR MAN

BACKDOOR

BACKDOORMAN

BACKSEAT

BAD ASS

BAD FUCK

BADFUCK

BALL LICKER

BALL SACK

BALLLICKER

BALLSACK

BANGING

BARELY LEGAL

BARELYLEGAL

BARF

BARF FACE

BARFACE

BARFFACE

BASTARD

BAZONGAS

BAZOOMS

BEASTALITY

BEASTIALITY

BEAT OFF

BEAT YOUR MEAT

BEATOFF

BEAT-OFF

BEATYOURMEAT

BI SEXUAL

BIATCH

BIG ASS

BIG BITCH

BIG BITCH

BIG BUTT

BIGASS

BIGBASTARD

BIGBUTT

BISEXUAL

BI-SEXUAL

BITCH

BITCHES

BITCHIN

BITCHY

BITE ME

BITEME

BLACK OUT

BLACKOUT

BLOW JOB

BLOWJOB

BONER

BOOBIES

BOOBS

BOODY

BREAST

BREAST JOB

BREAST LOVER

BREAST MAN

BREASTJOB

BREASTLOVER

BREASTMAN

BUDWEISER

BULL CRAP

BULL DIKE

BULL DYKE

BULL SHIT

BULLCRAP

BULLDIKE

BULLDYKE

BULLSHIT

BUMBLE FUCK

BUMBLEFUCK

BUMFUCK

BUNGHOLE

BUTCH BABES

BUTCH DIKE

BUTCH DYKE

BUTCHBABES

BUTCHDIKE

BUTCHDYKE

BUTT BANG

BUTT FUCK

BUTT FUCKER

BUTT FUCKERS

BUTT HEAD

BUTT MAN

BUTT PLUG

BUTT STAIN

BUTTBANG

BUTT-BANG

BUTTFACE

BUTTFUCK

BUTT-FUCK

BUTTFUCKER

BUTT-FUCKER

BUTTFUCKERS

BUTT-FUCKERS

BUTTHEAD

BUTTMAN

BUTTPIRATE

BUTTPLUG

BUTTSTAIN

CAMEL TOE

CAMELTOE

CARPET MUNCHER

CARPETMUNCHER

CARRUTH

CHERRY POPPER

CHERRYPOPPER

CHICK SLICK

CHICKSLICK

CLAM DIGGER

CLAM DIVER

CLAMDIGGER

CLAMDIVER

CLIT

CLITORIS

COCK

COCK BLOCK

COCK BLOCKER

COCK COWBOY

COCK FIGHT

COCK KNOB

COCK LICKER

COCK LOVER

COCK NOB

COCK QUEEN

COCK RIDER

COCK SMITH

COCK SUCKER

COCK TAIL

COCK TEASE

COCKBLOCK

COCKBLOCKER

COCKCOWBOY

COCKFIGHT

COCKHEAD

COCKKNOB

COCKLICKER

COCKLOVER

COCKNOB

COCKQUEEN

COCKRIDER

COCKS MAN

COCKSMAN

COCKSMITH

COCKSUCER

COCKSUCKER

COCKTAIL

COCKTEASE

COCKY

CONDOM

COPULATE

CORN HOLE

CORNHOLE

CRACK PIPE

CRACK WHORE

CRACKPIPE

CRACKWHORE

CRACK-WHORE

CRAP

CRAPPY

CREAMY

CROTCH

CROTCH JOCKEY

CROTCH MONKEY

CROTCH ROT

CROTCHJOCKEY

CROTCHMONKEY

CROTCHROT

CUM

CUM BUBBLE

CUM FEST

CUM JOCKEY

CUM QUAT

CUM QUEEN

CUM SHOT

CUMBUBBLE

CUMFEST

CUMJOCKEY

CUMM

CUMMING

CUMQUAT

CUMQUEEN

CUMSHOT

CUNNILINGUS

CUNT

CUNT FUCK

CUNT FUCKER

CUNT LICKER

CUNTFUCK

CUNTFUCKER

CUNTLICKER

CYBER SEX

CYBER SLIMER

CYBERSEX

CYBERSLIMER

DAHMER

DAMN

DAMN IT

DAMNIT

DATNIGGA

DEAP THROAT

DEAPER

DEAPTHROAT

DEEP THROAT

DEEPER

DEEPTHROAT

DEFECATE

DEPOSIT

DEVIL

DICK BRAIN

DICK FART

DICK FOR BRAINS

DICK HEAD

DICK LICK

DICK LICKER

DICK LIKCER

DICK WAD

DICK WEED

DICKBRAIN

DICKFORBRAINS

DICKHEAD

DICKLESS

DICKLICK

DICKLICKER

DICKMAN

DICKWAD

DICKWEED

DIKE

DILDO

DIP STICK

DIPSTICK

DIRTY HO

DIXIE DIKE

DIXIE DYKE

DIXIEDIKE

DIXIEDYKE

DO ME

DOGGIE STYLE

DOGGIESTYLE

DOGGY STLYE

DOGGYSTYLE

DOME

DONG

DOPE

DRAG QUEEN

DRAGQUEEN

DRAGQWEEN

DRIP DICK

DRIPDICK

DRUNK

DRUNKEN

DUMB ASS

DUMB BITCH

DUMB FUCK

DUMBASS

DUMBBITCH

DUMBFUCK

EASY SLUT

EASYSLUT

EAT ME

EAT PUSSY

EATBALLS

EATME

EATPUSSY

EJACULATE

ERECTION

EVL

EXCREMENT

F.U.C.K.

FACE FUCKER

FACEFUCKER

FAGGOT

FAGOT

FAIRY

FANNY FUCKER

FANNYFUCKER

FART

FAST FUCK

FASTFUCK

FAT ASS

FAT FUCK

FAT FUCKER

FATASS

FATFUCK

FATFUCKER

FATSO

FELLATIO

FEMME

FINGER FOOD

FINGER FUCK

FINGER FUCKER

FINGERFOOD

FINGERFUCK

FINGERFUCKER

FIST FUCK

FIST FUCKER

FISTFUCK

FISTFUCKER

FISTING

FLASHER

FLATULENCE

FLOGGIN THE DOLPHIN

FONDLE

FOOT FUCK

FOOT FUCKER

FOOT LICKER

FOOTACTION

FOOTFUCK

FOOTFUCKER

FOOTLICKER

FOOTSTAR

FORE SKIN

FORESKIN

FORNICATE

FOUR 20

FOUR TWENTY

FOUR20

FOURTWENTY

FREAK FUCK

FREAKFUCK

FREAKY FUCKER

FREAKYFUCKER

FREE FUCK

FREEFUCK

FUCK

FUCK BAG

FUCK BUDDY

FUCK FACE

FUCK FEST

FUCK FREAK

FUCK FRIEND

FUCK HEAD

FUCK HER

FUCK IT

FUCK KNOB

FUCK ME

FUCK ME HARD

FUCK MONKEY

FUCK OFF

FUCK PIG

FUCK THEM

FUCK WHORE

FUCK YOU

FUCKA

FUCKABLE

FUCKBAG

FUCKBUDDY

FUCKED

FUCKED UP

FUCKEDUP

FUCKER

FUCKERS

FUCKFACE

FUCKFEST

FUCKFREAK

FUCKFRIEND

FUCKHEAD

FUCKHER

FUCKIN

FUCKIN A

FUCKIN NUTS

FUCKIN RIGHT

FUCKINA

FUCKING

FUCKING A

FUCKING BITCH

FUCKING NUTS

FUCKINGBITCH

FUCKINNUTS

FUCKINRIGHT

FUCKIT

FUCKKNOB

FUCKME

FUCKMEHARD

FUCKMONKEY

FUCKOFF

FUCKPIG

FUCKWHORE

FUCKYOU

FUDGE PAKCERS

FUN FUCK

FUNFUCK

FUUCK

G UNIT

GANG BANG

GANG BANGER

GANGBANG

GANGBANGER

GAY

GAY ASS

GAY MUTHA FUCKIN QUEER

GAY PRIDE

GAYMUTHAFUCKINWHORE

GENITAL

GET IT ON

GETITON

GIEHN

GIVE HEAD

GIVEHEAD

GLAZED DONUT

GLAZEDDONUT

GO TO HELL

GOD DAMED MUTHA FUCKA

GOD DAMIT

GOD DAMN

GOD DAMNED

GOD MANIT

GODDAMIT

GODDAMN

GODDAMNED

GODDAMNES

GODDAMNIT

GODDAMNMUTHAFUCKER

GONORREHEA

GONZAGAS

GOOK

GOT JESUS

GOT2HAVEIT

GOTOHELL

G-UNIT

HAND JOB

HANDJOB

HARD ON

HARDER

HARDON

HAREM

HE HATE ME

HEAD FUCK

HEAD LIGHTS

HEADFUCK

HEADLIGHTS

HEHATEME

HELL NO

HELL YES

HELLNO

HELLYES

HEN HOUSE

HENHOUSE

HERPES

HERSHEY HI WAY

HERSHEYHIGHWAY

HERSHEYHIWAY

HERSHY HIGH WAY

HO MO

HOBO

HOLE

HOLE STUFFER

HOLESTUFFER

HOMO

HOMO BANGERS

HOMO SEXUAL

HOMOBANGERS

HOMOSEXUAL

HONKERS

HONKEY

HOOKER

HOOKERS

HOOTERS

HORE

HORNEY

HORNY

HORSESHIT

HOSE JOB

HOSEJOB

HOSER

HOSTAGE

HOT DAMN

HOT PUSSY

HOT TO TROT

HOT2TROT

HOTDAMN

HOTPUSSY

HOTTOTROT

HUSSY

HUSTLER

ID10T

IDIOT

IDOIT

IN THE ASS

IN THE BUFF

INGIN

INSEST

INTER COURSE

INTER RACIAL

INTERCOURSE

INTERRACIAL

INTHEASS

INTHEBUFF

JACK THE RIPPER

JACKASS

JACKOFF

JACKTHERIPPER

JAP

JAP CRAP

JAPCRAP

JERK OFF

JERKOFF

JESUS CHIRST

JESUSCHRIST

JISM

JIZ

JIZ JUICE

JIZIM

JIZJUICE

JIZZ

JIZZIM

JOINT

JUGGALO

JUGS

K MART

KILL

KILLER

KILLING

KISS ASS

KISSASS

KKK

KMART

KNOCKERS

KOON

KOTEX

KRAP

KRAPPY

KUM

KUM BUBBLE

KUM QUAT

KUMBUBBLE

KUMBULLBE

KUMQUAT

KUNT

KY

KY JELLY

LACTATE

LADY BOOG

LAID

LAP DANCE

LAPDANCE

LESBAIN

LESBAYN

LESBIAN

LESBIN

LESBO

LEZ

LEZ BE

LEZ BE FRIENDS

LEZBE

LEZBEFRIENDS

LEZBO

LEZZ

LEZZO

LICK ME

LICKER

LICKME

LIMP DICK

LIMPDICK

LIMY

LIVE SEX

LIVESEX

LOLITA

LOOSER

LOTION

LOVE BONE

LOVE GOO

LOVE GUN

LOVE JUICE

LOVE MUSCLE

LOVE PISTOL

LOVE ROCKET

LOVEBONE

LOVEGOO

LOVEGUN

LOVEJUICE

LOVEMUSCLE

LOVEPISTOL

LOVEROCKET

LOW LIFE

LOWLIFE

LUBE JOB

LUBEJOB

LUCKY CAMEL TOE

LUCKYCAMMELTOE

MAMS

MAN HATER

MAN PASTE

MANHATER

MANPASTE

MARY JANE

MARYJANE

MASTABATE

MASTABATER

MASTER BLASTER

MASTERBATE

MASTERBLASTER

MASTRABATOR

MATTRESS PRINCESS

MATTRESSPRINCESS

MEAT BEATTER

MEATBEATTER

MOLEST

MOLESTER

MOLESTOR

MONEY SHOT

MONEYSHOT

MOTHER FUCKER

MOTHER LOVE BONE

MOTHERFUCK

MOTHERFUCKER

MOTHERLOVEBONE

MUFF

MUFF DIVE

MUFF DIVER

MUFF LICKER

MUFFDIVE

MUFFDIVER

MUFFIN DIVER

MUFFINDIVER

MUFFLIKCER

MURDER

MUTHA FUCKER

NAKED

NASTY BITCH

NASTY HO

NASTY SLUT

NASTY WHORE

NASTYBITCH

NASTYHO

NASTYSLUT

NASTYWHORE

NEON DEON

NIG

NIGER

NIGGA

NIGGER

NIPPLE

NIPPLE RING

NIPPLERING

NIT TIT

NITTIT

NO FUCKING WAY

NO SEX

NOFUCKINGWAY

NOOKIE

NOONER

NUDE

NUT FUCKER

NUTFUCKER

OICU812

ON THE RAG

ONTHERAG

ORGASM

ORGY

OU812

OUI

PIMP

PEARL NECKLACE

PEARLNECKLACE

PECKER

PEE

PEEP SHOW

PEEPSHOW

PEEPSHPW

PENETRATION

PENIS

PENTHOUSE

PERIOD

PHQUE

PIMP

PIMP SIMP

PIMPED

PIMPER

PIMPJUIC

PIMPJUICE

PIMPSIMP

PISS

PISS HEAD

PISSED

PISSER

PISSHEAD

PLAY BOY

PLAY GIRL

PLAYBOY

PLAYGIRL

POCKET POOL

POCKETPOOL

POLACK

POON TANG

POONTANG

POOP

POOPER

POOR WHITE TRASH

POORWHITETRASH

POPIMP

PORCH MONKEY

PORCHMONKEY

PORN

PORN FLICK

PORN KING

PORN PRINCESS

PORNFLICK

PORNKING

PORNO

PORNPRINCESS

PREMATURE

PRICK

PRICK HEAD

PRICKHEAD

PRIMETIME

PROSTITUTE

PUBIC

PUBIC LICE

PUBICLICE

PUD

PUD BOY

PUDBOY

PUDD

PUDD BOY

PUDDBOY

PUN TANG

PUNTANG

PURINA PRINCESS

PURINAPRICNESS

PUSSY

PUSSY CAT

PUSSY EATER

PUSSY FUCKER

PUSSY LICKER

PUSSY LIPS

PUSSY LOVER

PUSSY POUNDER

PUSSYCAT

PUSSYEATER

PUSSYFUCKER

PUSSYLICKER

PUSSYLIPS

PUSSYLOVER

PUSSYPOUNDER

PUTT PIRATE

PWT

QUEEF

QUEER

QUICKIE

RAE CARRUTH

RAPE

RAPIST

REAR END

REAR ENTRY

REAREND

REARENTRY

RECTUM

RED LIGHT

REDLIGHT

REEFER

RENT A FUCK

RENTAFUCK

RETARD

RETARDED

RIBBED

RIM JOB

RIMJOB

ROACH

ROBBER

S AND M

S&M

SAMCKDADDY

SANDM

SATAN

SCHLONG

SCREW

SCREW YOU

SCREWYOU

SCROTUM

SEMEN

SEX

SEX FARM

SEX HOUND

SEX HOUSE

SEX KITTEN

SEX POT

SEX SLAVE

SEX TO GO

SEX TOY

SEX TOYS

SEX WHORE

SEXFARM

SEXHOUND

SEXHOUSE

SEXKITTEN

SEXPOT

SEXSLAVE

SEXTOGO

SEXTOY

SEXTOYS

SEXUAL

SEXWHORE

SEXY

SEXY BIATCH

SEXY BITCH

SEXY MOMA

SEXY SLIM

SEXYMOMA

SEXY-SLIM

SHAG

SHAGGIN

SHAGGING

SHAWTYPIMP

SHIT

SHIT DICK

SHIT EATER

SHIT FACE

SHIT FOR BRAINS

SHIT FUCK

SHIT FUCKER

SHIT HAPPENS

SHIT HEAD

SHIT OUT OF LUCK

SHIT STAIN

SHIT4BRAINS

SHITDICK

SHITEATER

SHITFACE

SHITFORBRAINS

SHITFUCK

SHITFUCKER

SHITHAPENS

SHITHAPPENS

SHITHEAD

SHITOUTOFLUCK

SHITS

SHITSTAIN

SHITTER

SHITTING

SHITTY

SHORT FUCK

SHORTFUCK

SHOWTIME

SIX SIX SIX

SIXSIXSIX

SIXTY 9

SIXTY NINE

SIXTY9

SIXTYNINE

SKANK

SKANK BITCH

SKANK FUCK

SKANK WHORE

SKANKBITCH

SKANKFUCK

SKANKWHORE

SKANKY BITCH

SKANKY WHORE

SKANKYBITCH

SKANKYWHORE

SKIN FLUTE

SKINFLUTE

SKUM

SKUM BAG

SKUMBAG

SLANT

SLANT EYE

SLANTEYE

SLAVE

SLAVE DRIVER

SLAVEDRIVER

SLEEZE BAG

SLEEZE BALL

SLEEZEBAG

SLEEZEBALL

SLIDE IT IN

SLIDEITIN

SLIME

SLIME BALL

SLIME BUCKET

SLIMEBALL

SLIMEBUCKET

SLUT

SLUT WEAR

SLUT WHORE

SLUTS

SLUTT

SLUTTING

SLUTTY

SLUTWEAR

SLUTWHORE

SMACK DADDY

SMACK THE MONKEY

SMACKTHEMONKEY

SMAGMA

SMART ASS

SNATCH

SNATCH PATCH

SNATCHPATCH

SNIPER

SNOT

SODOMITE

SODOMY

SON OF A BITCH

SONOFABITCH

SONOFBITCH

SPANK THE MONKEY

SPANKTHEMONKEY

SPERM

SPERM BAG

SPERM HEARDER

SPERM HERDER

SPERMACIDE

SPERMBAG

SPERMHEARDER

SPERMHERDER

SPIC

SPICK

SPIT

SPITTER

SPLIT TAIL

SPLIT TIAL

SPLITTAIL

STAGG

STRAP ON

STRAPON

STRINGER

STRIP CLUB

STRIPCLUB

STROKE

STROKING

STUPID

STUPID FUCK

STUPID FUCKER

STUPIDFUCK

STUPIDFUCKER

SUCK

SUCK DICK

SUCK ME

SUCK MY ASS

SUCK MY DICK

SUCK MY TIT

SUCK OFF

SUCKDICK

SUCKER

SUCKME

SUCKMYASS

SUCKMYDICK

SUCKMYTIT

SUCKOFF

SUICIDE

SWIGN DIXX

SWING DIXX

SWINGIN DIXX

SWINGING DICKS

SYPHILIS

TAMPON

TESTICLE

TESTICLES

THIRD EYE

THIRD LEG

THIRDEYE

THIRDLEG

THREE SOME

THREESOME

TIT

TIT BIT NIPPLY

TIT FUCK

TIT FUCKER

TIT FUCKIN

TIT JOB

TIT LICKER

TIT LOVER

TITBITNIPPLY

TITFUCK

TITFUCKER

TITFUCKIN

TITJOB

TITLICKER

TITLOVER

TITS

TITTIES

TITTY

TONGETHRUSTER

TONGUE

TONGUE THRUSTER

TONGUE TRAMP

TONGUETHRUST

TONGUETRAMP

TOUNG THRUSTER

TOUNGE BALLER

TOUNGE THRUST

TRAILER TRASH

TRAILERTRASH

TRAMP

TRI SEXUAL

TRIPLE X

TRIPLEX

TRISEXUAL

TROJAN

TROTS

TUNNEL OF LOVE

TUNNELOFLOVE

TURD

TWO BIT WHORE

TWO ON ONE

TWOBITWHORE

UNFUCKABLE

UP THE ASS

UP THE BUTT

UPSKIRT

UPTHEASS

UPTHEBUTT

URINATE

URINE

UTERUS

VAGINA

VAGINAL

VD

VIBRATER

VIBRATOR

VIRGIN

VIRGIN BREAKER

VIRGINBREAKER

VULVA

WAYSTED

WEENIE

WET SPOT

WETSPOT

WHACKER

WHISKEY DICK

WHISKEYDICK

WHISKY DICK

WHISKYDICK

WHITE TRASH

WHITETRASH

WHORE

WHORE FUCKER

WHORE HOUSE

WHOREFUCKER

WHOREHOUSE

WIGGER

WILLIE WANKER

WILLIEWANKER

WUUTANG

XXX

YELLOW MAN

YELLOWMAN

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“Beefsteak Charlie’s Bess Eaton Bickford’s (restaurant) Big Daddy’s Restaurants Blue Boar Cafeterias Boll Weevil (restaurant) Boston Sea Party Bresler’s Ice Cream Briazz Britling Cafeterias Brown Derby Burger Chef Carrols Restaurant Group Casa Bonita Chi-Chi’s Childs Restaurants China Coast Clock (restaurant) Coon Chicken Inn Cuppy’s Coffee Deco Refreshments, Inc. Dee’s Drive-In Druther’s Dubrow’s Cafeteria Earl Abel’s Farrell’s Ice Cream Parlour Forum Cafeterias Geri’s Hamburgers Gino’s Hamburgers Griff’s Hamburgers Henry’s Hamburgers Holly Tree Inn Huyler’s Isaly’s Kelsey’s Neighbourhood Bar & Grill Kenny Rogers Roasters La Petite Boulangerie Laughner’s Cafeteria Little Tavern Lum’s Manning’s Cafeterias Mighty Casey’s Montana’s Cookhouse Morrison’s Cafeteria Mr Fables Mr. Steak Naugles Nedick’s Nickerson Farms Official All Star Café Pioneer Chicken Planet Pizza Pup ‘N’ Taco Red Barn (restaurant) Roadhouse Grill Rustler Steak House S&W Cafeteria Sambo’s Sandy’s Sholl’s Colonial Cafeteria Showbiz Pizza Place Specialty Restaurant Group Steak and Ale Steve’s Ice Cream The Original House of Pies The Royal Canadian Pancake Houses Two Pesos Victoria Station (restaurant) Wag’s Weenie Beenie Wetson’s White Coffee Pot White Tower Hamburgers York Steak House Zantigo”

List of defunct restaurant chains of the United States

I like how they look all bunched together like this. Did the International House of Pancakes put The Royal Canadian Pancake Houses out of business?

Via @akuban