Talk page on this page including itself: “This is an encyclopedia, not a computer science problem”
…When pressed, I describe what I write about as “the Hofstadter beat.”
Also, you should probably follow my old friend Jamison.
What I Won’t Miss:
Dry skin
Bad dinners like the one we went to last night
Technology in general
My closet
Washing my hair
Bras
Funerals
Illness everywhere
Polls that show that 32 percent of the American people believe in creationism
Polls
Fox
The collapse of the dollar
Joe Lieberman
Clarence Thomas
Bar mitzvahs
Mammograms
Dead flowers
The sound of the vacuum cleaner
Bills
E-mail. I know I already said it, but I want to emphasize it.
Small print
Panels on Women in Film
Taking off makeup every night
What I Will Miss:My kids
Nick
Spring
Fall
Waffles
The concept of waffles
Bacon
A walk in the park
The idea of a walk in the park
The park
Shakespeare in the Park
The bed
Reading in bed
Fireworks
Laughs
The view out the window
Twinkle lights
Butter
Dinner at home just the two of us
Dinner with friends
Dinner with friends in cities where none of us lives
Paris
Next year in Istanbul
Pride and Prejudice
The Christmas tree
Thanksgiving dinner
One for the table
The dogwood
Taking a bath
Coming over the bridge to Manhattan
Pie
Listed in no particular order. I forced myself to choose only one story per writer (very difficult in some cases). There is a lot of amazing short fiction out there, but these are stories—of various styles—that have stuck with me over the years and have taught me what a story can be. I’m sure I’m forgetting a lot of gems.
- “Wakefield” by Nathaniel Hawthorne
- “Berenice” by Edgar Allan Poe
- “The Lady with the Lap Dog” by Chekhov
- “The Overcoat” by Gogol
- “The Necklace” by Guy Maupassant
- “A Hunger Artist” by Franz Kafka
- “The Dead” by James Joyce
- “The Secret Life of Walter Middy” by James Thurber
- “Barn Burning” by William Faulkner
- “The Lottery” by Shirley Jackson
- “The Snows of Kilamanjaro” by Ernest Hemingway
- “Friend of My Youth” by Alice Munro
- “When We Were Nearly Young” by Mavis Gallant
- “Work” by Denis Johnson
- “Wants” by Grace Paley
- “The Swimmer” by John Cheever
- “A Good Man is Hard to Find” by Flannery O’Connor
- “Hitch-Hikers” by Eudora Welty
- “The Laughing Man” by J.D. Salinger
- “Cathedral” by Raymond Carver
- “In the Cemetery Where Al Jolson is Buried” by Amy Hempel
- “Sonny’s Blues” by James Baldwin
- “In the Heart of the Heart of the Country” by William Gass
- “After Rain” by William Trevor
- “White Angel” by Michael Cunningham
- “Girl” by Jamaica Kinkaid
- “A Rich Man” by Edward P. Jones
- “Do Not Disturb” by A.M. Homes
- “Twenty Minutes” by James Salter
- “Happy Memories” by Lydia Davis
- “Screenwriter” by Charles D’Ambrosio
- “Memory Wall” by Anthony Doerr
- “L. Debard and Aliette” by Lauren Groff
- “Bullet in the Brain” by Tobias Wolff
- “The Things They Carried” by Tim O’Brien
- “Boys Town” by Jim Shepard
- “The Fat Girl” by Andre Dubus
- “Pastoralia” by George Saunders
- “Everything Ravaged, Everything Burned” by Wells Tower
- “Men Under Water” by Ralph Lombreglia
- “All the Way in Flagstaff, Arizona” by Richard Bausch
- “Brownies” by Z.Z. Packer
- “Hell-Heaven” by Jhumpa Lahiri
- “Sindbad” by Donald Barthelme
- “I Used to Live Here Once” by Jean Rhys
- “The Girl Detective” by Kelly Link
- “Sororally” by Gary Lutz
- “Train” by Joy Williams
- “St. Lucy’s Home for Girls Raised by Wolves” by Karen Russell
- “The Magic Poker” by Robert Coover
- “Lady” by Diane Williams
- “Love and Honour and Pity and Pride and Compassion and Sacrifice” by Nam Le
- “Natasha” by David Bezmozgis
- “Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?” by Joyce Carol Oates
- “A Spoiled Man” by Daniyal Mueenuddin
- “Rock Springs” by Richard Ford
- “The Custodian” by Deborah Eisenberg
- “In the Gloaming” by Alice Elliott Dark
- “You’re Ugly, Too” by Lorrie Moore
- “A Romantic Weekend” by Mary Gaitskill
- “Blessed Assurance” by Allan Gurganus
- “The Half-Skinned Steer” by Annie Proulx
- “Drown” by Junot Diaz
- “Immortality” by Yiyun Li
- “Sun City” by Caitlin Horrocks
- “None of the Above” by Suzanne Rivecca
- “Virgins” by Danielle Evans
- “Safari” by Jennifer Egan
- “Testimony of Pilot” by Barry Hannah
- “These Hands” by Kevin Brockmeier
- Keep good company
- Notice the ordinary
- Preserve the ephemeral
- Design not for the elite but for the masses
- Explain it to a child
- Get lost in the content
- Get to the heart of the matter
- Never tolerate “O.K. anything.”
- Remember your responsibility as a storyteller
- Zoom out
- Switch
- Prototype it
- Pun
- Make design your life… and life, your design.
- Leave something behind.



