One time my dad started laughing at something he saw on his computer and my mom and I just left the room before he could tell us.
Reblog dis if u hav meta-levels of shame about dis joke
“‘Kevin’s such an unassuming guy, you just wouldn’t think to look at him that he’d have a great voice or any stage presence, and you’d be right…’”
“‘Sometimes quiet people have a lot to say when they open up, but Kevin’s actually just as empty and bland as we all suspected…’”
“I think I’ll just stay in tonight,” said Brandten, whose scared and frostbitten ancestors traversed the icy Bering Strait into a bewildering and perilous new world so that his precious genetic material might one day flourish. “Thank God for Netflix streaming.”