the child grows enormous but never grows up
nickdouglas:

mykicks:

One time my dad started laughing at something he saw on his computer and my mom and I just left the room before he could tell us.

Reblog dis if u hav meta-levels of shame about dis joke

nickdouglas:

mykicks:

One time my dad started laughing at something he saw on his computer and my mom and I just left the room before he could tell us.

Reblog dis if u hav meta-levels of shame about dis joke

After learning about the previously unseen and insufferable facet of Bright’s personality, Flagstone employees said they did not suddenly view him as a more complex individual. Moreover, they all unanimously agreed they had no desire to learn more about what he does outside of work, acknowledging they had even less interest in him now than before.

Quiet Temp Actually Very Untalented Singer-Songwriter | The Onion (via soxiam)

“‘Kevin’s such an unassuming guy, you just wouldn’t think to look at him that he’d have a great voice or any stage presence, and you’d be right…’”

“‘Sometimes quiet people have a lot to say when they open up, but Kevin’s actually just as empty and bland as we all suspected…’”

that’s me!

“I think I’ll just stay in tonight,” said Brandten, whose scared and frostbitten ancestors traversed the icy Bering Strait into a bewildering and perilous new world so that his precious genetic material might one day flourish. “Thank God for Netflix streaming.”